If you could please send me another credit. I don’t care if it’s for legal reasons or what just give me more money to spend on books.
I’ve only got a few dollars left of the $60 you gave me and I still have like 163 samples left to read through. I’m bound to find more books I have to own and the credit I have left is just not going to cover it. Sure I’ve already bought four books but there are so many more out there I need.
So hook me up bitch.
I’m sorry I shouldn’t have called you a bitch, I take that back. Please don’t let that color your opinion of me. I hardly ever use that language and I was just trying to be cool so you’d like me.
Let’s get back to the purpose of this email. I want more Amazon money for books.
I’m serious here.
I need my fix man.
What’s up? Why you no send more money?
You know what? You’re a fucking bastard. You give me a sweet little taste and now that I’m hooked you’re going to make me pay?
How do you sleep at night?
Give Me More Money Now!